Men and women are completley opposites. Women are elegant and graceful while men tend to take the shotgun appraoch to most things. men can be very logical and usefull at most times. But that’s most of the time. the other half of their time is devoted to playing video games, watching cartoons, and getting dirty.
I can’t stand fact tha some men just plain stink. I don’t understand how you can go for several days without taking a shower, and all the while thinking that you don’t stink. Men can be very imature at times as well. When they are with their friends, they resort to low the lowest forms of communications that you can possibly think of. Men communicate by yelling and wrestling one another; then there’s the high five. The high five is by far the lowest form of communication that any one can perform. Even the monkeys have moved on to sign language. this goes to show how stupid and barbaric a man’s mind can be.
Neanderthal is the perfect name that can describe most if not all men. They tend to use brute strenght instead of their heads to solve through problems. Impatience is another trait that men possess. When things are extremely hard, but not impossible to solve, they often throw a fit. It proves that no matter how old men get, they will always be little boys.
With that aside, jokes are another reason why men arent easily understood. Some the jokes that they laugh at are not even funny. Mostof the jokes are crude, racial,and sexiest. The Chuck Norris facts are good example; for instance, “Chuck Norris once had sex in a tractor and accidently got some of his baby batter on the tractor seat, we now know today that the tractor is known as the Optimus Prime”, how is that in any way funny. the blonde jokes are the most intollerable. Most of those jokes, if not all, are sexist and fictictious.
Men will never learn to grow up. They’ll laugh at anything that’s not remot even funny. It’s understandible if your five years old and watching cartoons in your teddybear pajamas on saturday mornings. But there’s no excuses when your 24 and still doing it. the fact that men will never act there age is quite bothersome.
Another pressing issue is men and their cars. They tend to treat their cars much better than their significant other. a car is an inanimate object, it has no life, so there is no reason to give it a name and to conversate with it. The most worse of things is when men take a perfectly good running car and tear it down only to rebuild it so it would driver quicker. It’s simply just a waste of money, why can’t they spend it on moe usefull things such as a purse.
Men are complete wrecks, if they were allowed to run this world with out a women’s supervision, this world be in trouble. Although many generations of men have come and gone, they will never learn togrow up. As the saying goes,”If a man makes a mistake and there’s no women their to correct him, is it wrong”.
